Thursday, November 17, 2011

Meatball hoagie? At this hour?

Yup. And it was damn tasty.

Tonight, we are trying a new weapon in our battle against these jackass deer that keep trashing the lawn. Our new weapon of mass distruction: Sam's diapers! By strategically placing them around various plants, we hope to disgust the deer into going somewhere else. My mom came up with this fantastic use of used diapers. We'll see how it goes tonight. The only drawback is we have to ensure we wake up early to collect the diapers and not piss off the HOA.

I can't believe I just typed that last paragraph.

Hey, if you're looking for a unique gift for your military spouse/friend/family or your friend who likes to shoot, hunt, whatever, take a peek at Junior's bullet pens. Google it, read the story and maybe buy a couple. I just got mine. It's pretty neat. I would post a picture but I'm still feeling my way around here, so no judging. My original intent was to send it to Jeff for Christmas. Thank god, I didn't! That's considered "war trophy" material out where he is and they would have confiscated it.

Wow, that last paragraph was a little random. Well, technically, not-I'm looking at my pens right now. I just got done talking about weapons of mass destruction....maybe I ought to throw my bullet pen at the deer to get rid of it. Nah, waste of a pen.

I still can't get over how yummy that hoagie was. God bless Mom and her meatball making ways! I wish you could all have some.

Oh, by the way, if you're reading this, kindly do me a favor and follow it. :) I also welcome comments and your own stories if you'd like to share. I love a good story!

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